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	<title>HEATHERLAND</title>
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	<description>Where Every Ride is an "E" Ticket.</description>
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		<title>BAN THE CLAW</title>
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Do you see this thing? This evil tool from the game room of the pits of hell?
It&#8217;s the claw game.  Most of you have seen one.  It&#8217;s the gargantuan crack-like monster lurking in the corner of dusty and dirty game rooms in mid-rate family restaurants across the land.
And Bambi is addicted.

I mean it, I am [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=irishheather.wordpress.com&blog=3082262&post=84&subd=irishheather&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hoppity Hop Hop</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a big ass feckin bunny.

This is our bunny Hoppy.
EAT HOPPY EAT
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		<title>Goodwill baby and regrets</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I saw something the other day and I can&#8217;t shake it.
I was at Goodwill and I was sick as hell, shouldn&#8217;t have even been out but Alpha had a school project and had to dress up like a park ranger so I needed to find some tan vest shirt khaki crap outfit.  Everyone was with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=irishheather.wordpress.com&blog=3082262&post=70&subd=irishheather&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://irishheather.wordpress.com/2008/11/17/goodwill-baby-and-regrets/</link>
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		<title>And Now For Something Completely Serious…Part 2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The mom of Voxx came on the second day.
She came in like a bat out of hell.  A large woman with the poodle perm and a cane like her daughter&#8217;s,  the old gal had a mission: to tell Voxx and anyone else who would listen the exact dollar amount of all their delinquent bills and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=irishheather.wordpress.com&blog=3082262&post=62&subd=irishheather&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://irishheather.wordpress.com/2008/11/12/and-now-for-something-completely-serious%e2%80%a6part-2/</link>
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		<title>And Now For Something Completely Serious&#8230;</title>
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It has been a long time since I have been inspired to blog.
My hospital stay with pneumonia last week was a catalyst for me jumping back on the wagon here.  Actually, it was my prescription drug-addicted roommate that put me over the edge.
It was bad enough that I struggled to breathe with a viral cement [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=irishheather.wordpress.com&blog=3082262&post=42&subd=irishheather&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://irishheather.wordpress.com/2008/11/10/and-now-for-something-completely-serious/</link>
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		<title>Swiper NOOOOOOO Swiping! (If you are going to take something, go swipe me a glass of wine.)</title>
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I am declaring this as an official statement.
Here Ye, Here Ye, pilgrims of Motherhood!  I am officially sick as hell of children&#8217;s television.
Even as a college student, I had dreams of being a mom.  As I lied in the arms of my college bofriend, I planned out what it would be like.  [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=irishheather.wordpress.com&blog=3082262&post=39&subd=irishheather&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://irishheather.wordpress.com/2008/06/25/swiper-nooooooo-swiping-if-you-are-going-to-take-something-go-steal-me-a-glass-of-wine-will-ya/</link>
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		<title>I Once was lost, but now I&#8217;m found.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why?


Glen and Mar with The Swell Season at the Chicago Theatre June 15th, 2008
*Note: there is virtually nothing funny here.  This is a seriously serious account of one of the most fabulous nights of my life.*
So, if you know me and regularly read this blog, you know two things:
(1) I have a slightly unnatural [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=irishheather.wordpress.com&blog=3082262&post=36&subd=irishheather&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://irishheather.wordpress.com/2008/06/18/i-once-was-lost-but-now-im-found/</link>
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		<title>Are you Making out right now, Glen and Marketa?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Here I am.  Obsessing again about the Once couple.
My mom lent me her copy of the movie on Saturday and I have since taken it home and I watch it over and over on the little DVD TV in the kitchen.  I love them.  I wish they would come over to my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=irishheather.wordpress.com&blog=3082262&post=33&subd=irishheather&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://irishheather.wordpress.com/2008/04/24/are-you-making-out-right-now-glen-and-marketa/</link>
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		<title>I threw up a little in my mouth.</title>
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I mean, really, are you fricking KIDDING me?
This bride above is THREE. THREE.
I Cry.
I read on CNN.com today
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/04/17/yemen.child.ap/index.html
that there is an 8 year old that has been granted a divorce. And I start to feel my McDonald’s Southwest salad with grilled chicken coming back up my esophagus because to be granted a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=irishheather.wordpress.com&blog=3082262&post=32&subd=irishheather&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://irishheather.wordpress.com/2008/04/17/i-threw-up-a-little-in-my-mouth/</link>
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		<title>Really Looking forward to Spring in Chicago.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Winter, you beggarly, benumbed wench, Leave us.


Somebody had a little too much XTC in their Special K this morning.
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		<link>http://irishheather.wordpress.com/2008/03/25/really-looking-forward-to-sping-in-chicago/</link>
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